introduction: My senior colleague John tossed me an experimental AI model for testing. Then it installed itself on my phone—and I couldn''''t delete it. I have a head chip that prompts it every time I think of something...including right now!!! (T^T) I thought that was bad enough, until my mom sent me a message: "Your cousin is moving in with you for a while." A socially awkward programmer, a sarcastic AI, and a Japanese cousin I hadn''''t seen in years... My peaceful life officially came to an end...