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Already happened story > Their Wonder Years: Fall 98 > Chapter 66: From Mortar Shells to Hazard Lights: The Road Tests That Broke (and Fixed) Dean

Chapter 66: From Mortar Shells to Hazard Lights: The Road Tests That Broke (and Fixed) Dean

  tantrayaan

  The Atnta DMV’s driving course was a faded loop of cracked asphalt, chipped cones, and potholes that had seen more broken dreams than road salt. The sun hung low over the city, casting long shadows that stretched like omens.

  A single battered truck-Tyrel’s baby-sat waiting near the testing bay, looking nervous.

  Mr. Dean, clipboard in hand, boots polished to a mirror shine, stood stiff and ready. He was 58, built like an ex-brick wall, and had served three tours before deciding retirement meant peace.

  He was wrong.

  Ravi approached the truck with reverence, clutching the door handle like it might electrocute him. He gave Mr. Dean a nervous smile, his left eye already twitching from self-induced pressure.

  “Afternoon, sir. Just so you know, I’ve simuted this test several times in my mind.”

  Dean blinked once. “Just start the engine, son.”

  Ravi climbed in with exaggerated care, as though one wrong move might activate a ndmine. He adjusted every mirror twice, checked the handbrake with the methodical precision of a b technician prepping for surgery, and then whispered to himself, voice low but fast:

  “Clutch, brake, neutral, ignition… handbrake… mirrors again, side and rear… breathing in-through nose-out through teeth…”

  Dean tilted his head. “Is he… meditating?”

  The truck coughed to life.

  Ravi inched out of the parking space like he was maneuvering a priceless sculpture on a rolling cart.

  They approached the first stop sign.

  Ravi stopped six feet early.

  Dean raised an eyebrow. “Line’s up there.”

  “I know. But I didn’t want to risk overshooting the mark.”

  “You’re six feet away.”

  “Better than six inches past, sir.”

  Dean opened his mouth. Closed it.

  Ravi advanced. Stopped again. Then slowly-painfully slowly-crept to the proper line and stopped again.

  “Triple-stop protocol,” Ravi muttered.

  Dean clutched his clipboard tighter.

  At the yield sign, Ravi came to a full and reverent stop.

  Dean sighed. “You don’t have to stop at a yield.”

  “I believe in courtesy, sir.”

  “You believe in obstructing traffic.”

  “There could be… unseen variables.”

  Dean gnced up. There was no car within 400 feet. A leaf fell on the road.

  Ravi pointed at it. “See?”

  Dean pinched the bridge of his nose. “Keep going.”

  Ravi spotted a jogger on the opposite sidewalk. Not crossing. Not even slowing.

  Ravi stopped cold.

  Dean stared at him. “Why?”

  “He’s got momentum, sir. It’s hard to read intentions at that speed.”

  Dean blinked. “He’s wearing headphones.”

  Ravi whispered, “Exactly.”

  The jogger passed.

  Ravi inched forward, whispering, “Yield complete.”

  Dean began writing furiously on the form, muttering what might’ve been a prayer or a resignation letter.

  Mid-turn, Ravi braked halfway through.

  “Why?!” Dean barked.

  “I felt a bump. Maybe debris.”

  “It’s the road son. It’s called a pothole.”

  “I didn’t want to risk tire misalignment.”

  “It’s a test. Not an alignment check. Keep. Driving.”

  Ravi nodded solemnly. “Yes, sir.”

  Then he turned on his hazard lights.

  Dean looked at him like he’d grown horns.

  “You’re not broken down, son.”

  “No, but I am in an emotionally elevated risk profile.”

  By the time they reached the parking section, Dean had visibly aged. Ravi carefully surveyed the lines from outside the truck, then got back in and adjusted the steering wheel by one notch.

  His first attempt was wide.

  Second was crooked.

  Third nded him diagonally across both spaces.

  The fourth time, he stopped mid-park and backed out because a bird flew overhead.

  Dean stared forward in numb silence.

  At st, Ravi lined up perfectly. Dead center.

  He cut the engine. Sighed.

  “Successful conclusion,” he whispered.

  Dean blinked. “That took six minutes.”

  “Did it feel longer?”

  Dean looked him dead in the eyes. “It felt like Nam.”

  Ravi beamed. “So… that’s a pass, right?”

  Dean’s lips twitched.

  “I didn’t hit anything,” Ravi added.

  Dean clenched the clipboard. “Son… I am going to tell you something I never thought I’d say outside a combat zone.”

  Ravi sat up straight.

  “You are a danger not because you’re reckless. Not because you’re uninformed. Not even because you're confused.”

  Ravi frowned.

  “You are a danger,” Dean continued, “because you are so cautious you’ve looped back around to unpredictable.”

  “That’s… a fascinating psychological framework-”

  “No. No frameworks.”

  Dean stood up.

  “Test failed.”

  “But I followed all protocol!”

  “You made up your own protocol! Triple-stopping?! Hazard lights for a jogger?! I felt safer during mortar shelling in Hanoi!”

  Ravi shrank into the seat. “Wow.”

  Dean scribbled “FAIL” in all caps and underlined it three times.

  Then he walked away, muttering, “I swear to God, the next one better either kill me or save me. I can’t live like this.”

  Ravi slowly opened the door and stepped out like a man gently exiting a dream he didn’t want to admit was a nightmare.

  From across the parking lot, Jorge yelled, “YO, RAVI! Did you make the truck cry?”

  Ravi sighed. “No. But I think I made the examiner cry a little bit..”

  Jorge strode toward the truck like he was entering a rap video. Aviators on. Colr popped. Gum in mouth. Swagger dialed to 300%.

  Mr. Dean, clipboard freshly repced and stress veins barely pulsing, looked up at the approaching force of nature.

  This one, at least, looked confident. That gave him hope.

  Dean nodded curtly. “Jorge Ortega?”

  “That’s me, papá.”

  “You… look like you’ve driven before.”

  “Oh, I have,” Jorge grinned. “You are about to get the ride of your life.”

  Dean paused.

  “…It’s just a driving test.”

  Jorge cpped him on the back. “And this? It's just Thursday.”

  Jorge unched into the truck, spun the keys dramatically, and revved the engine like he was trying to summon the spirits of Detroit.

  Dean hadn’t even buckled in yet.

  “Easy on the-”

  SQUEAL. The truck leapt forward, tires chirping.

  Dean's clipboard smmed into his chest.

  “WHY ARE YOU ACCELERATING INTO A CONE COURSE?!”

  Jorge grinned, sungsses still on. “Just setting the tempo!”

  “You’re supposed to ease into it!”

  “This is me easing!”

  They rounded the first curve. Jorge tapped the horn. Twice.

  “Just letting the cones know I’m coming.”

  Dean dug his fingers into the side handle. “I’ve… never needed this handle before.”

  “Okay,” Dean breathed, “next up, make a left at the intersection.”

  “Copy that,” Jorge said.

  He flipped the turn signal. Wrong way.

  “Other signal, son.”

  “Details, details.”

  He spun the wheel with one hand like he was drifting through Tokyo. The truck lurched left, clipping a cone with the rear bumper.

  Dean physically flinched.

  “That cone had a family,” Dean said.

  “It had attitude,” Jorge replied.

  They pulled into the narrow ne for the cssic 3-point turn.

  Dean pointed ahead. “Now-calmly-turn in this marked area using a standard three-point maneuver. Signal, check mirrors- Please be gentle!”

  “Got it.”

  Jorge cranked the wheel fully left, floored it, jumped the curb, reversed blindly, then completed the turn in one insane, screeching arc that left tire marks shaped like a question mark.

  Dean just sat there, staring straight ahead, blinking very, very slowly.

  “Did I… just ace it?” Jorge asked.

  Dean didn’t answer.

  He pulled out a grano bar from his pocket and took a shaky bite.

  “Last part,” Dean muttered. “Parallel park between the cones.”

  “Easy.”

  Jorge reversed toward the spot, too fast. Braked te. Overcorrected. Came in at a 45-degree angle, bumped one cone out of pce, and hit the curb so hard that the glovebox popped open.

  Dean stared into it.

  A napkin fluttered out and nded in his p.

  “Even the glovebox gave up,” he whispered.

  Jorge threw it in park and beamed. “That was exhirating.”

  Dean turned to him.

  His voice shook slightly.

  “You, son... are the reason seat belts exist.”

  “Thank you,” Jorge said, mistaking it for a compliment.

  “No,” Dean said, standing up slowly like his knees were made of PTSD. “No, I need to go walk this off.”

  Jorge hopped out of the truck and threw his hands up like a champion.

  “WE OUT HERE. WOOOO.”

  Dean didn’t speak. He just walked across the parking lot and stopped near a light pole. He stood there, very still, watching the breeze.

  Cami leaned over to Marisol from the waiting area.

  “Is he… praying?”

  “No,” Sarah said, “I think he’s disassociating.”

  Dean finally turned around.

  Out loud. To no one in particur. He said:

  “I should’ve stayed in the Corps.”

  Then added, almost lovingly:

  “It was safer in Iraq.”

  Dean stood at the edge of the DMV parking lot, staring at nothing. The breeze stirred the edges of his clipboard. He hadn’t written anything in five minutes. Not since Jorge.

  Somewhere, faintly, Living Vida Loca still echoed in his soul.

  Behind him, a soft voice said, “Sir?”

  Dean flinched. Slowly turned.

  Bharath stood beside the truck, calm, shoulders rexed, holding his paperwork neatly in one hand.

  “My name is Bharath,” he said with quiet crity. “I’m ready for my road test.”

  Dean studied him, eyes narrowed. “Are you… normal?”

  “I believe so.”

  “You won’t talk about torque ratios?”

  “No, sir.”

  “You won’t honk at squirrels, climb curbs, or do a 3-point turn like it’s an Olympic sport?”

  “I… don’t think so.”

  Dean squinted. “Say something reassuring.”

  Bharath paused. Then said, “I check my mirrors three times before merging.”

  Dean exhaled. “Get in.”

  Bharath climbed into the driver’s seat and adjusted the seat with a single, precise click. Checked all mirrors. Released the handbrake. Buckled in.

  Dean strapped in silently beside him, knees still trembling faintly.

  Bharath started the engine. No revving. No fir. Just a clean, competent hum.

  He pulled out of the DMV lot like a man driving a sacred artifact. Smooth. Even. Silent.

  They approached the first stop sign.

  Bharath stopped at the exact line. No drama. No hesitation. Checked both directions twice. Proceeded.

  Dean blinked. Scribbled.

  “You used your signal,” he noted.

  “Yes, sir.”

  “You slowed down before the turn.”

  “Of course.”

  “You didn’t pray out loud or scream ‘YOLO.’”

  “I meditate. Not during turns.”

  Dean made a sound halfway between a sob and a sigh.

  “Now make a 3-point turn in that ne.”

  Bharath signaled.

  Turned left slowly. Reversed precisely. Turned again.

  Centered in the ne. Parked.

  Dean was silent for a long moment.

  “You just did a textbook 3-point turn.”

  “Thank you.”

  “I haven’t seen that since ’86.”

  “I practice in empty lots on Sundays.”

  Dean wrote God-tier on his clipboard and underlined it.

  Dean pointed to the cones.

  Bharath exhaled softly. “May I adjust the angle slightly?”

  Dean nodded, already emotional.

  Bharath reversed. Slow. Turned the wheel at the perfect moment. Slid into the parking space with two inches of clearance on either side. Straight. Clean.

  Dean stared.

  Bharath set the handbrake. Killed the engine. Turned to him.

  “I hope that was satisfactory, sir.”

  Dean wiped his eyes.

  “Son…”

  Bharath tensed.

  Dean reached out, pced a hand gently on his shoulder.

  “You just… healed something in me.”

  “Sir?”

  Dean’s voice wavered.

  “I’ve seen men shoot rifles out of helicopters while upside-down. I’ve seen bombs. I’ve seen bureaucracy. But nothing… nothing… compares to the serenity you just brought to my soul.”

  Bharath blinked. “I’m gd I could help.”

  Dean slowly pulled out the green slip, hands trembling.

  “Take this. Take my clipboard. Take my respect. You are now… certified.”

  Bharath accepted the paper reverently.

  “I will honor this responsibility.”

  Dean stood slowly. Saluted him.

  “Go. Be free.”

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