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Hook, Line, and Sinking

  Josh hoped they would be out the door by a reasonable 6 AM to make it to his fishing spot before the sun got too high in the sky. He even managed to set an arm for 5:45 to give them plenty of time to throw some clothes on, maybe make out a little, and still leave with plenty of time to stop for donuts. Instead, Alice continued to insist Josh couldn’t kiss her until he brushed his teeth. Then she insisted on taking a shower and doing her hair. Then she demanded that he apply sunscreen to take better care of his skin, but that meant they had to wait inside for five more minutes for it to dry. Next, Alice took a ridiculous amount of time picking out an outfit. They were only going fishing; she didn’t need to treat getting dressed like a whole event. Josh pointed out that it was fine to wear the same clothes she had on yesterday, but that only made Alice throw a fit about him trying to wear perfectly fine clothes two days in a row. So now Josh had to pick out a different t-shirt and pair of shorts to change into. They managed to make it out the house around 7 AM. Thankfully, Josh was allowed to eat his donut since it had been over thirty minutes since he brushed his teeth. Josh was finally happy when they made it to the ke. He set everything up while Alice walked around and rubbed the grass or whatever. He had his folding chair, his bait, his tackle box, a cooler for any catches, a second box with different tools he might need, and his two fishing rods. He looked into the sky and saw a rge cloud drifting over the small ke. This would be a good morning. An hour passed. Then another. And another. Josh was able to teach Alice how to cast out a few times, but she seemed content sitting and watching him do all the work. This pleased Josh enough. This was a moment he’d dreamt about. He was out, trying to catch a delicious meal, while a hot girl waited behind him. Another hour passed. Josh wiped sweat from his brow as the afternoon sun began to bear down on him. “Hey babe,” Alice said, “I don’t think the fish are coming today.” Josh knew she was right, but he didn’t want to admit it. He didn’t know what he did wrong. Maybe if they’d left on time. Maybe if he’d pnned better. “I’m getting kind of hungry too,” Alice continued, “and I don’t want to miss out on doing the infusion tonight.” Josh stared at the water. He just needed one bite. Josh silently prayed for a lucky break; something to help him show Alice he was man enough for her. Nothing came. Josh calmly packed all his gear back into his car. Alice patted him on the shoulder. “This was still fun babe. I like just being with you.” Josh gave her a pitiful smile. “There’s no way she means it,” Josh told himself. Still, it felt nice that she was willing to lie to try and make him feel better. At Josh’s apartment, Alice instructed him to prepare the infusion equipment while she freshened up and ordered them pizza. Josh gave her his employee discount code since she insisted on paying for everything once again. When Alice came out of the bathroom, she stared at Josh’s duct tape and string set-up in shock. She immediately showed him how he could use the formerly useless coat stand hiding in his closet as a stable base to hang the bags behind the couch. “Pizza says it’ll be here soon, so go ahead and hop in the shower,” Alice said. “Why?” Josh asked. Alice’s head reeled back sharply. “Because we spent over four hours outside, you have sunscreen and sweat covering your skin, and I don’t want you to get an infection.” Josh couldn’t argue with that. Especially since, as the medical expert, he should have been more than aware of such facts. “Oh, right. I totally spaced out for a second there.” Josh successfully avoided being caught in his lie. Josh made his way to shower and thought it weird that Alice followed him. “Hey,” she said, “this is super weird, sort of, but I was thinking.” Alice moved towards Josh. He felt her physical presence pressing against his spirit. “Can I watch?” Alice asked. That was unexpected. Alice started to look nervous. “Well, I just think you’re cute and stuff, so I thought it would be fun if I watched you shower.” Alice needed to stop being so adorable or else Josh was going to have a heart attack. He vaguely thought about how expensive a medical bill would be. He wondered if they would give him a discount for having such a ridiculous reason. “Sure, you can watch” Josh said. Alice stood by the sink as Josh stripped and ran the water for it to warm up. “You could always join me you know,” Josh said as he stepped under the hot water. “I know,” Alice said, “but I already finished drying off. And my hair takes forever to dry. It’s actually still pretty damp. I’ll just watch this time.” Josh shrugged his shoulders. He suddenly felt an immense pressure as he stood under the water. “Is this a test?” he thought to himself. Maybe Alice was trying to decide if he was clean enough for her. She had all those hang ups about teeth brushing, showering, hair, sunscreen, and clean clothes. Maybe she had OCD or something. Maybe if Josh cleaned himself incorrectly she would become disgusted with him and dump him because of mental illness. That wouldn’t be fair. It’s not his fault she’s afraid of germs. “Babe?” Alice’s voice cut through Josh’s thoughts. “You’re just standing there. Go ahead and wash off.” Josh started rubbing his hands against his body. His mind had gone from swirling to empty in a millisecond. It felt like he’d forgotten how to take a shower, but he could still feel that intense pressure to perform. “Get your hair wet,” he heard Alice say. Josh dipped his head under the water. “Great, now grab the shampoo and massage it into your scalp. Don’t let it get in your eyes.” Josh followed Alice’s instructions. This was going great. He couldn’t upset her or make mistakes if he just did what she asked. “Here, use this,” Alice handed him a small towel. He wasn’t sure where she got it from or why she handed it to him. It was way too small to dry his body with, and he wasn’t done showering yet. “Get it wet and put the soap on it. You’ve used a washcloth before, right?” Josh had a moment of panic. He’d always been fine putting the soap directly on his hands. Was that not good enough for her standards? Josh followed Alice’s instructions. “Of course,” Josh lied, “I just wasn’t pnning on using one this time.” Perfect save. “Okay,” Alice said, “well, get the soap on your whole body. Make sure you really scrub your breasts since that’s where the needle goes.” Josh flinched at her use of that word again. He didn’t understand why she had to use such a feminine term to describe what was obviously his manly chest. Josh finished getting soap over his entire body. “Don’t forget your butt,” Alice said. Josh had a moment where he thought to say something about how there was no reason to get soap in his butt, but he didn’t want to risk sounding dumb. Maybe women needed to clean their butts more often because of periods or something and Alice didn’t realize it was unnecessary for him as a man. Josh wiped his butt with the soapy cloth. “Great,” Alice said, “Now rinse off everything.” That was easy enough. Josh dipped his head under the water and felt the warmness caress his body. “Here, I can help,” he heard Alice say. Soap was running down his face, so Josh couldn’t open his eyes to see what was happening. He felt the direction of the water shift. Alice must have removed the shower head. He felt her spray his body from head to toe. “Bend forward and spread your legs,” she said. Josh complied. He felt a jet of water shoot up his ass. “Whoa!” Josh stood up rapidly. He heard Alice ughing. “Babe,” she said, “I’ve got to get the soap out from your butt. Just bend over really quick.” That made sense, but she didn’t have to be so blunt about it. Josh bent over and tried to rex as the warm water hit his crack once more. Alice seemed to be spending a lot of time down there. There was no way he’d managed to get that much soap stuck. “How’s that feel?” she asked. Josh thought to himself that it felt pretty good once he ignored the weirdness of the whole situation. “It actually feels pretty good,” he said. “Cool,” Alice replied, “good to know.” Alice removed the spray of water, and Josh noticed a distinct void feeling in his butt. He quickly pushed that thought away. “Now rub conditioner in your hair,” Alice said. Josh wiped the water from his eyes and managed to find a bottle that said conditioner. It wasn’t his normal bottle, but he figured it would be fine. He enjoyed the feeling of rubbing the conditioner across his long hair. “I should really do this more often,” Josh said aloud. “How often do you normally wash your hair?” Alice asked. “With soap and stuff? A few times a month. But I wash it with water every day I shower.” “Babe, that’s really not good enough. I’m surprised your hair is still alive.” Josh could tell Alice was disappointed. Thankfully, she kept spraying him with the warm water. “You should be using shampoo and conditioner at least once a week. Probably twice a week considering you go to the gym and have such nice, long hair. Taking good care of it will help it grow fuller and stronger.” That expined it. Alice wanted him to have thicker hair so she could keep grabbing it during sex. That made the decision easy. “Then I’ll start washing it more. Twice a week like you said,” Josh stated. “Good. Now close your eyes.” Alice moved the spray to the top of Josh’s head and helped him get the conditioner residue off. Alice shut the shower off and put the head back. “Wait one second,” she said. Josh moved his wet hair out of his face and tried to open his eyes. He felt a plush, warm towel wrap around him. “There we go,” Alice said, “don’t want you to get chilled.” The plush, slightly warm fibers pressing against Josh’s skin felt amazing. Alice rubbed him all over with the extra fuzzy towel. He didn’t remember ever buying one this soft and luxurious. “Where is this towel from?” He asked. Alice replied, “I noticed your stuff was kind of ckluster, so I got you some nicer things yesterday. You need to be able to spoil yourself now and again with self-care.” Josh felt lighter than air; like he could off the ground. This must have been the gift Alice was talking about. She got him this super awesome fluffy towel. Josh stepped out of the shower and wrapped the towel around his waist. “Come over by the sink,” Alice said. She maneuvered Josh to face his sink mirror. Then she pulled out a hair dryer. Josh reasoned she must have gotten him one of those as well. Alice meticulously brushed and dried Josh’s hair. He enjoyed feeling her fingers brush against his scalp. He also enjoyed being able to lean back a little to feel Alice’s body pressing against his freshly cleaned skin. With his hair up to her standards, Alice led Josh into the main room. “I know we just got you clean, but I want to py a little before we get started,” Alice said. She sat on the couch and removed Josh’s towel from his waist. Josh’s penis immediately sprung to life. Three times in three days seemed too good to be true, but Josh was ready. Alice pulled Josh onto her p. He had a little trouble comfortably straddling Alice’s wide hips. “We’ll have to work on your flexibility I guess,” Alice commented. She pulled Josh in for a kiss. Josh managed to let himself rex and melt into Alice’s embrace. Alice moved her hands to squeeze Josh’s butt. She adjusted herself on the couch and pulled their bodies closer. Josh tried to start thrusting, but the weird position made it seem like he was grinding on Alice’s crotch instead of thrusting towards her. “Yeah, I like that,” Alice said. Josh decided to keep going if Alice was enjoying herself. He could feel her clothes bunching up into a weird cylinder shape that fit neatly between his butt cheeks. “Mmmm,” Alice moaned. This was good. It was Josh’s turn to make his girlfriend cum. She was going to cum so hard. Josh increased the rate of his grinding and felt Alice’s clothes bunch up harder and firmer. “This must be pressing on the clit or something,” Josh thought to himself. He’d read up on how every girl wanted her clit pyed with. This was going perfectly. Josh managed to find the clitoris by complete accident on his first try. Alice took one of her hands to grab Josh’s cock. She began stroking him in time with his grinding. Josh leaned backwards to get a better angle so his butt was squarely over Alice’s bunched up clothes. “Yes babe, that’s so good,” Alice said. She reached forward with her other hand and took hold of Josh’s chest. He knew she loved pying with it. It was his signal to start moaning. *DING DONG* “Shit!” Alice excimed, “It’s the pizza.” She jumped to her feet and adjusted her pants. “Quick, hide on the couch,” Alice instructed. Josh was still trying to collect his bearings, so he jumped onto the couch and curled into a ball. Alice tossed the towel over his body. “Just stay down. I’ll handle this.” Josh heard Alice gather herself and go to the door. He’d completely forgotten Alice ordered pizza. He heard the door open and the pizza guy speak. “Yeah, I’ve got two pizzas for Alex.” “It’s Alice actually,” Alice said. “Oh, my bad.” Josh heard the fumbling sounds of two pizzas awkwardly changing hands in the door. Alice moved to the kitchen. “Hey, don’t take this the wrong way, but. Isn’t this Josh’s pce?” “Yeah, I’m his girlfriend.” She said it. To another human. “Okay, I’m Dan. They call me Dan the Man since I always deliver early.” Josh needed Dan to shut the fuck up right now. Nobody at work ever called him “Dan the Man”. He was obviously trying to steal Alice from under his nose. “Nice to meet you Dan,” Alice said. She was obviously oblivious to Dan’s paltry attempts to impress her. “It’s nice to meet one of Josh’s friends.” “Yep. Me and Josh. Peas in a pod.” Josh groaned internally. He’d invited Dan over one time, and now the guy was ciming to be his friend. He’d only invited Dan over because Dan promised to share his weed. Alice and Dan exchanged pleasantries for another minute or so before Dan finally went on his way. “Nice guy,” Alice said. It was time for the infusions. Alice set up the two pizzas on the table in front of the TV. Josh said, “The infusion takes a while, so I usually watch a movie while I wait.” Alice replied, “I went ahead and signed into some streaming ptforms, so we can watch anything you want.” “Have you seen the Godfather?” Josh asked. “It’s basically the best movie ever made,” he continued. Alice chuckled. “No, but that makes me think we should definitely watch the Barbie movie.” Josh thought to himself, “Why would a crime-thriller masterpiece like the Godfather make her think of some frilly girly movie? Women are so mysterious.” Still, she was the one who bought the pizza and paid for the streaming, so Josh reasoned it was fine to let her have this one. His entertainment would come after the movie was over. “Okay, we can watch that I guess,” he said. “Awesome,” Alice replied, “but first, show me how to do the injection.” Josh demonstrated on himself using his own supply. Then he helped guide Alice on how to insert the IV into her own breasts. Thanks to his weeks of practice, Josh was able to come across as a master of medicine. Alice pulled up the movie as Josh started the flow of liquid. “Okay, you’ll feel a cold sensation start to spread into your chest. Don’t worry, it warms up pretty quickly.” Josh settled into the couch and enjoyed the cold liquid seeping into him. This was definitely his favorite part of needing to practice so many infusions. “Ooh, that’s so weird,” Alice commented. She reached out to grab Josh’s hand. She turned to him and smiled. “Thanks for helping me out with this babe,” she said. “No problem babe,” Josh replied. Josh managed to rex and enjoy the movie. There were some funny jokes, and Josh felt like he reted with Ken and his feelings of constant rejection. Alice pointed out that one of the Barbies was pyed by a transwoman. Josh wasn’t exactly sure what that meant, so he simply stated, “She’s really pretty,” and that seemed to satisfy Alice enough. The bags emptied just as the movie ended. Alice wiped tears from her eyes. “It gets me every time,” she said. Josh nodded his head. He understood tearing up at special moments in films like the Godfather and Rudy, but crying at a movie made for little girls seemed a little weird. Maybe Alice was having her time of the month or something. That would expin why she didn’t seem inclined to have real sex despite being so horny. They removed the IVs. Alice immediately bounded to the bathroom mirror to take a look at herself. Josh heard her shriek with excitement from the other room as he put the supplies into the closet and threw away the used bags. Alice ran back into the room. “They look amazing!” she excimed. Josh couldn’t agree more. Alice ran back to the bedroom. Josh felt a grin spread across his face. It was so freeing to watch Alice take such delight in something so simple. He’d given that to her. He made her happy. Alice came back into the living room with her measuring tape. “Look, look.” Alice twisted so Josh could see. “Forty-four inches! I’m up an entire cup size.” Josh nodded his head to say that he agreed and understood. He didn’t actually get it, but Alice was happy, and that was good enough for him. Plus, his hot girlfriend was bounding around the room with her tits out. “Okay, your turn!” Josh let Alice spin him around and do the measurement. “Thirty-five-and-a-half! You got even more than I did!” Alice’s face radiated joy. Josh looked down at his chest and saw the extra protrusion. This happened every time he did a test run as well. Although, it did seem a little rger than he was used to. Maybe he’d used a rger bag this time? Josh was able to set those thoughts aside as Alice pulled him into the bedroom. Josh sat on the bed and prepared for another evening of passionate lovemaking, but Alice had other ideas. She began tearing through her numerous shopping bags and trying on all the clothes she’d bought yesterday. She had Josh take photos of her every which way. Josh enjoyed the sexy poses and the free photos for him to jerk it to ter. However, he was a little stunned to see how much stuff Alice bought. He barely remembered any of the purchases. All he could recall from yesterday was how uncomfortable he felt wearing that stupid bra Alice forced him to wear all day. He needed to erase that from his mind. It was a one-time mistake. There was no point on dwelling on how bad he felt yesterday. Or this morning. Or through a lot of Alice’s visit. Josh felt his thoughts begin to spiral. He quickly made an imaginary box in his mind. He envisioned shoving all the thoughts into the box and welding it shut. Then he threw the box into a pit. Suddenly, Josh felt much lighter in the moment. He was able to return to watching Alice model her outfits and py with her enhanced breasts. They didn’t do any extra stuff before going to bed, but Josh was allowed to be the big spoon tonight. He tried initiating like Alice did the night before, but she insisted she only wanted him to hold and fondle her breasts as they went to sleep. “I do like feeling your breasts pressed against my back,” she said. Josh felt a weird tingle in his mind. Something was trying to wiggle itself out of the box. It didn’t matter. It was gone. Josh drifted to sleep feeling like the luckiest guy in the world. —————————— Josh woke up in bed alone. He reached for his phone and was gd to see Alice let him sleep in today. He dragged himself out of bed and began heading for the door. Out of nowhere, he heard Alice’s voice in his head, “Brush your teeth!” Josh turned to the bathroom and brushed his teeth. He felt the tingle in his mind, but he knew there was no way the thoughts were escaping. Josh went into the kitchen. Alice was sitting at the table munching on some left-over pizza. “Good afternoon,” Josh said. “Good afternoon,” Alice mumbled. This was bad. He’d just woken up and he’d already done something to piss her off. Josh walked over to Alice and fshed his teeth. “I brushed my teeth already,” he said. “That’s nice,” Alice let out a paltry smile. She leaned forward and pecked Josh on the lips. That was pathetic. He’d been a good guy. He followed instructions. He deserved a reward. He needed to fix Alice’s problem so he could be happy again. “What’s wrong?” he asked. Alice let out a big sigh. “I’m a little bummed because the saline already absorbed overnight. I only got a little bit of time with the extra big dies.” That made sense to him. Josh would be sad if his dick suddenly shrank overnight. “Aw, babe, that sucks. But, you know, it was supposed to be temporary.” This was a perfect opportunity for Josh to reiterate how pointless these efforts were. Nothing was going to fix Alice’s problem until she got impnts. This incident with the saline was proof that she needed bigger boobs that would st. Josh just needed to subtly imply this so that Alice thought it was her idea. “Maybe you need something that’s a bit more permanent,” Josh suggested. Alice looked at him and smiled a bit more. “Yeah, you’re probably right. I’m gd I got to try it out though.” “Me too.” Alice took another deep sigh and brightened up. “Alright, I’ve got some time before we need to leave for the flight. Let’s do one more round of infusion so I get to spend some more waking hours with the girls.” That wasn’t what was supposed to happen. Josh stood there with eyes blinking as Alice moved out of her chair. Josh watched Alice set up the coat stand and hang the saline bags. “If you join me, we can watch the Godfather,” Alice said. She sat down on the couch and started pulling up the movie. Josh wasn’t sure what was happening. He felt himself moving to grab his own bags from the closet. He watched his hands set up the equipment and insert the needles into his full chest. After about an hour, Josh felt himself beginning to rex and enjoy the movie. Which is exactly when Alice suddenly leapt from the couch. “Holy shit! I got the time wrong!” Alice ripped the IV from her body and ran into Josh’s bedroom. He was stunned still. After a few moments, Josh managed to stop the flow of water on his and Alice’s bags and pull out the IV from his own chest. He felt his chest sloshing around, full of fluid, as he stood up and wandered into the bedroom. “Alice? What’s wrong?” Alice was a blur. She shoved piles of crumpled clothing into her suitcases. “I got the time wrong. We need to get to the airport now or else I’m going to miss my flight!” This was bad. Josh messed up. He should have known Alice would be bad with being on time. This was just like the fishing incident yesterday where her poor time-management cost him a great catch. Josh helped Alice shove clothes into suitcases. He grabbed her bags and threw them into the trunk of his car. Despite his mental fog, he remembered Alice’s hang-ups about clean clothes and grabbed a random shirt from his closet. It was a bit long, but Josh simply tucked it into the waistband of his shorts. Thanks to Josh’s quick acting, they managed to make it to the airport on time. Alice gave him a quick kiss before jumping out of the car, grabbing her bags, and sprinting into the airport. Josh moved his car to the nearby parking lot and waited anxiously for a call. Thirty minutes ter, he got a text from Alice saying she made it to her gate. It was a miracle. It must have been a slow day in security. Josh felt his body rex as he had a moment to catch his breath. He felt the weight of his chest settle. His mind caught up to the sensations he’d been feeling. “Sloshed? Weight?” He thought to himself, “What the hell is going on?” Josh took a moment to examine his chest. It seemed much too rge. He took hold of one of the mounds protruding from his body. The warm, soft globe filled his entire hand. This was wrong. Men weren’t supposed to be like this. This was way too soft to be muscle. Josh felt sweat beading on his forehead. Josh ripped the weird shirt over his head and took out his phone. He used the selfie camera to take a good look at his body. Boobs. Those were boobs. Josh had boobs. They were massive. Josh was growing boobs. Something clicked in Josh’s mind. He suddenly moved to cover himself with the long shirt he’d grabbed from his closet. It had flowers and frills on it. Did he really wear this to the airport? In public? Why was it in his closet? Josh held the garment away from his body. It wasn’t a long shirt at all; it was a dress. But it was way too short to fit on Alice, so why… Josh wrapped the dress around his boobs to keep decent lest an officer see him through the window and arrest him for public indecency. Now was not the time to be sent to prison. He couldn’t be somebody’s bitch. They wouldn’t be able to understand. This was all for a woman. He wasn’t some perverted freak who liked having breasts. Josh sped back to his apartment and rushed inside. He smmed through the doors to get to the bathroom mirror. They were still on him. Josh dug his fingers into the cursed fleshy mounds. He needed to squeeze them. He need to pull them off. They couldn’t be on his body. Josh’s mind began to buzz. He felt energy flowing out of the pit. This couldn’t be happening. Josh started pulling at his hair. Where was Alice? He needed her. She would know what to do. Josh pulled out his phone and tried to call her, but it went straight to voicemail. That’s right, she was on a pne. She’d be unreachable for hours. Josh threw the phone into the bedroom. Alice was gone. She’d rushed out to get away from him. He was alone with these boobs and a dress. The dress. Josh held the dress in front of him. He had a terrible feeling about the dress. It was too short for Alice. It was in his closet. She’d bought him gifts at the mall, but he didn’t notice. This didn’t feel right. Josh pulled his shorts to the ground. He slid the dress over his head and looked in the mirror. With one gnce, Josh’s legs gave out from under him. “Nonononononononono,” he muttered. It was for him. His girlfriend bought him a dress. She probably bought it to go with his cy bra and his sexy thong. She wanted him like this. A sissy. A freak. This was going too far. “You made this happen.” A man’s voice rang through Josh’s mind. “A real man isn’t put in these situations.” Whose voice was that? Josh felt heat rising up in his body. The weight of the boobs sprouting from his chest was too much. They were simply too big. He needed them gone. They were just from the infusions; they should shrink in a few days like they did before. He needed them gone now. His dumb girlfriend did this to him. She wanted him weak. “A real man isn’t put in these situations.” That’s right. It was Josh’s fault. He wasn’t man enough for Alice. He was confusing her. Like before. Before. When. The tingle in Josh’s mind turned into a stabbing. Nothing happened. It was in a box. The box. He just needed another box. Josh retreated into his mind. He imagined gathering all the thoughts and feelings in a rge sack. He shoved the sack into another box; a titanium box, with titanium locks. He poured molten lead over the box so it was completely sealed. He dragged the heavy box into the pit in his mind. For safety, he poured more molten lead into the pit as well. Everything needed to just be gone. Forever. Josh stood up from the ground and took the dress off. He threw it into the garbage can. He grabbed a compression shirt from his closet and put it on. Then he grabbed a second one. His chest was starting to look normal again. Josh sat down on the couch and started searching for answers on his phone. He needed to be more of a man. That was the answer. He was confusing Alice with these weird signals because he was helping her try to grow her boobs. The whole point in this endeavor was for her to realize that her efforts were futile so that she would get breast impnts. Josh focused on the positives. He wasn’t a loser anymore. He had a girlfriend. He’d had sex; multiple times. His girlfriend was hot. She liked buying him stuff. She didn’t care that he worked at a pizza pce. He was one step closer to the ultimate goal. Josh found what he was searching for on a pharmacy’s website. Just as he expected, the website talked about how tons of men had low testosterone. Getting his levels to normal would be as easy as setting a virtual appointment and receiving a monthly delivery. Soon, he would be so manly that Alice would have no choice but to slide into her appropriate role as a woman. Everything was fine.

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