introduction: I mined till the day I died. Then I woke up, in another cave, with another pickaxe, in another body. A scrawny one at that. A miner needs a strong body. First, let’s get some protein. System Unlocked: Primordial Dr- No thanks. I’d rather mine. Mandatory Quest: Beat up that young maste- I said no. Why would I go fight someone? I can just mine and make an honest living. Oh neat, a blue glowing crystal! System: … System Recalibrating… New Quest! Achieve the Blue Collar Physique. Now that sounds much better. Courting Death? You’re courting this pickaxe to the face. Cripple myself? Clearly you’ve never worked a 9-5 in a labour job. Kowtow? Try mining for an hour, your body will collapse with your head down and ass up. It''''s about digging deep, and cultivating deeper.