Chapter 31: Side Story - Homunculus Live Delivery Review

  The day after Ban and Da out to resolve the beastfolk's decration of independence.

  Levin and Jake were whiling away their time in the barracks, aimlessly rolling around.

  In particur, Levin was deep in thought, holding a flyer that was stained and smudged with some sticky liquid and dirtied with dust.

  "Jake, do you have money?"

  "Why do you need money?"

  "Should we try this?"

  Jake was cheg the flyer Levin handed him.

  "Homunculus, delivered within 24 hours, cheaper than shoes 'handmade homunculus'?"

  "What do you think, not bad, right?"

  "What would we use it for? If we need a supporter who uses magic..."

  "No, not the expensive ones for that purpose."

  Levin made a circle with his fingers and moved his index finger in and out, showing his iion through the gesture.

  "For this purpose."

  "Oh!"

  "So, do you have money or not?"

  At the moment, Levin was out of money.

  He had spent all his money buying sulfur for a succubus summoning circle st time.

  Moreover, the sary of a trainee knight was meager, and he had to buy separate rations for the female knights aernal training, leaving him with only about 60 gold.

  "I happen to have about a thousand gold. Let's use that."

  'As expected, this guy has a lot of money...'

  Unlike Levin, who joihe magiight order because it was difficult to i anything from his family as a younger son of a vist, Jake was the sole heir to a baro's family and had lived a rather fortable life.

  Of course, during the trainee knight phase, they were just cssmates, and crazy guys like Ban or Dane would curse and talk dirty no matter if their peers were nobles or not.

  "It turns out there's a review here, if they really only charge 200 gold for a small size to save on material costs."

  "I prefer the rge size..."

  "I like them big too. What's the use of a small one? Let's put some extra money into physical manufacturing. Maybe add... 300 gold?"

  Following a note left by someo time, Levin began pg the order.

  "And it says to definitely include artificial intelligehose without it are said to be fit for zombies or skeletons, and that's included as a nasty ent here."

  "Hmm..."

  As Jake pondered seriously, Levin quietly added the artificial intelligeion.

  Levin, unlike Jake, was not aroused by the sight of undead.

  "Alright, the order form is plete. So, we just submit this through the mailbox outside the trainier, right? And within 12 hours, a succubus will visit to collect the semen... wait, a succubus?"

  At that moment, Levin smacked his forehead.

  "If we could just call them like this, there was o smuggle sulfur and deal with the aftermath!"

  "Exactly. It was a huge hassle... We just scooped it up and threw it uhe wall, and it suddenly caught fire and blew a hht through it..."

  They were the ones who had blown a hole in the wall separating the female knight trainier.

  Sihe leftover sulfur from the st succubus summoning had caused an explosion, Levin and Jake had fled the se, unaware of what y oher side of the wall.

  By now, the hole was sealed and any illusions about the female knights had long been shattered.

  "So, she's ing tonight?"

  Levin waited for the night with a poundi, full of anticipation.

  "Levin, switch shifts with me. I'll take your shifts twice."

  "Get lost!"

  Levin had missed his eet a succubus st time because of duty, and he wasn't going to miss it again.

  After chasing away a cssmate who wao s the dawn shift, Levin washed until his penis swelled and then calmly went to sleep.

  Thump-thump. Thump-thump.

  The sound of his heart beating was loud enough to disturb Jake's sleep.

  She arrived beyond the moonlight.

  "Excuse me, I've e for the semen."

  The succubus, who seemed familiar with Barrack 2, naturally knocked on the door aered.

  She arrived in an apron stained with side dishes and liquor, but for Levin, who was already highly excited, such minor fws were no issue.

  "Uh... uh... so, a succubus?"

  "Yes. Are there two ts this time? Who filled out the tract?"

  "It's me, me!!"

  With bloodshot eyes, Levin raised his hand, and she took out a gss bottle from her waist and ha to him.

  "Normally, I'd do it myself, but I'm a bit busy tonight. Please do it yourself. I'll e to collect it after my shift in two hours."

  "Eh?"

  "Make sure to close the lid tightly."

  The succubus said only what she o say a, leaving Levin standing there dumbfounded, holding the gss bottle.

  "Hahaha! Levin, look at your face!"

  "Shut up!"

  It was then that Levin began to express his anger.

  "This service is a mess!"

  "But there's nothing we do. After all, what lied for wasn't a succubus summoning but homunculus fabrication."

  "Damn it!"

  Still, as the anticipated night with a succubus disappeared, Levin started angrily masturbating, filling the gss bottle with semen mixed with pre-ejacute and his sweat until it was dirty.

  "You've had it tough."

  The succubus returwo hours ter and took the bottle of thick semen from Levin grumpily, and he tio fume until te into the night before falling asleep.

  The day, after lunch, the two cautiously waited in the barracks for the delivery.

  "Your parcel."

  "Finally!"

  Levin and Jake rushed out to receive the cargo as if they were flying.

  "What is this?"

  "Why is it so big...?"

  It was big.

  They had expected the homunculus, shaped like a human, to be delivered in a coffin-like tainer, but the problem was the size of the coffin.

  The coffin was se that Levin and Jake hesitated to open it, pausing to sider.

  "Screw it!"

  Bang!

  Levin pried out the nails and opehe lid. Ihe coffin was...

  "Gasp...!"

  A beautiful woman with emerald hair y restrained ihe coffin, seemingly asleep.

  Her ample breasts and developed hips were noticeable, and the skin of the newly made homunculus was so soft it almost felt criminal to touch.

  If there was a slight problem, it wasn't the typically voluptuous figure one might expect; some fat remained on her body, but a truly voluptuous figure usually results from a bination of exercise, diet, aics.

  Just iiiformation and infting her size without basic exercise meant fat could accumute elsewhere.

  Though called fat, it only enhahe softness of her skin and was nearly charming enough to excite Levin even more.

  While her appearance was more than satisfactory, there was one issue for Levin...

  "Why is she so big...?"

  The problem wasn't just the rge breasts or hips.

  She was quite rge overall.

  Levin was rather short for a knight, standing at about 168 cm, but the delivered homunculus was about a head taller than him.

  "I asked f, but not this big...?"

  But typically, a woman's physique corretes with her height a, and the easiest way te the breasts is to increase the size of the body.

  Moreover, the additional 300 gold used for rich materials resulted in her being made se; perhaps it was a case of too much of a good thing.

  "I 't put her on my bed..."

  "Let's put her on Dane's bed."

  Dane was the biggest among the cssmates, so his bed was extra-rge, and fortunately, they could fortably pce the rge homunculus on it.

  Gulp.

  Watg the naked woman lying down, Levin realized he couldn't trol his ere, and Jake also crossed his legs awkwardly, suggesting the homunculus was made to their taste.

  "Lying here, she looks like Dane."

  "You bastard...!"

  Thinking of Dane suddenly killed Leviion, but he couldn't say anything harsh since Jake had paid for the homunculus.

  Besides, Levin hadn't even given up his first use!

  Such a slip of the tongue should be fivable by a true knight.

  "How do we turn this thing on?"

  "Read the manual."

  After reading the manual, Jake took out a small bead from the coffin and tried to push it into the homunculus's mouth.

  "It's not going in well... hold the jaw."

  "Wait, give it to me."

  Levin put the bead in his mouth and then kissed the homunculus, pushing the bead into its closed mouth.

  "Wow... this guy is really a pervert."

  As Jake expressed his amazement, Levin ehe sweet st ing from the homunculus's lips, feeling the bead dissolve is mouth.

  "......"

  Until now, the homunculus had been no more than a breathing pieeat, but with the instaltion of artificial intelligence, she began to fun.

  Life returo her pale green eyes, and the homunculus, which had been just a doll of flesh and bones, sat up modestly in front of Levin and Jake and bowed her head.

  "Hello, master, thank you for purchasing me. My artificial intelligence ID is AP-06S. Please and me."

  "Ugh...!!"

  Levin looked down at the homunculus with utmost satisfa.

  A sex doll made just for him had beeed!

  "Alright, what should we do first..."

  There were many possibilities, but Levin first issued this and.

  "Well, start by making me feel good with your hands."

  "I do not uand. Please simplify the and."

  "I mean... uh, masturbate me."

  "Noise. Should I enter noise celtion mode?"

  "No, masturbation... I mean, give me a handjob!"

  "Delivery. I will perform the delivery."

  Artificial intelligenherently involves enormous costs in manufacturing and replication.

  Intelligence devices are extremely expensive because funal artificial intelligence is rare, and making them too human-like often leads to personality issues during the copying process.

  But artificial intelligence copied for just 500 gold obviously wouldn't fun properly.

  "No, damn it! Grab my did rub it!"

  Although Levin angrily ahe homunculus by pg his penis in its hand, it meically moved its hand up and down, gradually diminishing Levin's arousal.

  "Never mind, just suck it."

  "Would you like to activate the undry feature?"

  "Suck it! Use your too suck my dick!"

  "I do not uand what 'dick' is. Would you like to search for it?"

  Levin's face was so red with raised blood pressure it looked like it might burst, and Jake was on the floor, clutg his stomach from ughter.

  "Fet it! Just spread ys!"

  Levin stopped the homunculus awkwardly, then after spreading her legs, he simply began to i himself as he id it on the bed.

  "......"

  But seeing her lying there unresponsive, Levin naturally felt his mood plummet.

  Especially sihe blood that should have been in his lower body was rushing to his head, nearly causing him to lose his ere.

  "Damn it... at least make some moaning sounds!"

  "Ah."

  "Yes, like that... Try to cry cuter."

  "Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah."

  "Huh?"

  Levin slowly began to feel a bad premonition.

  And Levin's sad premonition was never wrong.

  "Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Bah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah..."

  Angry, Levihrough the procedure to deactivate the artificial intelligen anticipation of a rebellion, pulling out the homunculus's AI.

  "Hahaha! Ahahahaha!"

  "Stop ughing, you bastard!"

  After that i, no trainee knight tried to order a homunculus delivery at the trainier again.

  * * *

  "Have you seen such troublemakers!"

  The alchemist was trembling with anger as he read the review that had arrived.

  "I provide homunculi almost at cost, and what? 'Looks like a corpse, so 2 points'? 'AI is so stupid it infuriates me, 1 point'?"

  "They enjoy it and then send a review like this? These kinds of people are killing our small businesses!"

  Of course, there were various issues, but the alchemist couldn't uand them.

  When the alchemist took off his hood, artificially made red eyes began to emit light.

  " the review be deleted?"

  "It is not possible without the direct permission from the one who writed it."

  At the answer from the secretary homunculus, the alchemist frowned.

  "Then bring him here. Let's bring him in uhe guise of service... and try to persuade him properly."

  Looking at the two ive reviews that had pgued his business, the alchemist pointed with his slender fi one of them.

  ["Looks like a corpse, so 2 points, thanks to which I got hit by a colleague who misuood; oh, how thrilling."]

  "Let's start with this one."

  "Shall I send a letter, father?"

  "In my current physical form..."

  The alchemist revealed his face.

  He resembled the secretary homunculus, but with a slightly more... 'new' face.

  "Call me mother."

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