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"Uncle Chen? Is that Uncle Chen? Uncle Chen, save me!" The long-haired young man seemed to have seen a lifeline and clung tightly to Old Chen's legs.
Lao Chen let out a sigh and said to Xiao Yu, "We've made a mistake. This is the child of my neighbor, I've seen him grow up since he was little. Although this kid is usually idle and doesn't work hard, I can vouch for him, he absolutely doesn't have the guts to go rob people."
"Robbery?" The long-haired young man suddenly became quiet and stared with wide eyes, "You think I'm a robber?"
"If he's not a hijacker, why is he always following us?" The driver surnamed Wei also came to his senses at this time. Looking at the young man's appearance, his arms were thin like a hemp rod, and going to hijack was simply a joke.
The young man with long hair said dejectedly, "I just sent my girlfriend back home and saw that it was already dark. I was afraid of encountering robbers, so I followed you guys all the way. Firstly, to boost my own courage, secondly, if there were any robbers, they would only rob you guys, and I'd be safe."
Lao Chen couldn't help but laugh and scold, "Xiao Fei, this kid's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve, it's just a pity he didn't use them for good! Otherwise, he would've gotten into university long ago!"
Xiao Yu felt a wave of disappointment, it was just a misunderstanding. Seeing the long-haired youth's pitiful appearance, Xiao Yu didn't want to bother with him anymore either.
The four people got back on the car, and Xiao Fei rode his motorcycle again, following behind.
Just after opening it for a while, the big cow suddenly shouted, "What's the smell? Why is it so smelly?"
It was winter, and all the windows in the carriage were tightly closed. The driver, surnamed Wei, had urinated in his pants, and the smell spread throughout the entire carriage, filling it with a strong odor of urine.
The driver with the surname Wei's face turned red, secretly blaming himself for being useless, how could he have wet his pants? But if he were to admit it in person, that would be too embarrassing, so he just kept quiet and drove on.
Xiao Yu gave Da Niu a push and made a face at him, telling him to say a few less sentences. Anyway, Neihuang County was almost here, so just bear with it!
The taxi drove for another ten minutes before finally entering Neihuang County Town.
This is a small county town in Henan that is ordinary, today is the first day of the month and it's nighttime, there are few pedestrians on the road, a desolate scene.
After entering the inner city of Huang, Old Chen's face finally had some color. After being frightened and worried all along the way, he finally arrived home safely. He turned his head to Xiaoyu and said, "Xiaoyu, do we have a place to settle down? Do you want me to help you book a hotel?"
The home of the great cow is not in Neihuang County, it's still a long way from here. On the road, the two men discussed and decided to stay in Neihuang County for one night and set off again at dawn the next day.
Lao Chen felt a bit apologetic towards Xiao Yu, originally he should have invited Xiao Yu and his family to stay at his home for the night, but his house was really too small, and he also had a half-grown daughter, which would be inconvenient.
"Hotel?" Xiaoyu thought for a moment, the price of staying in a hotel must be expensive, it's not necessary to waste money like this. Why not find an internet cafe to spend the night? He said to Lao Chen, "Lao Chen, is there an internet cafe in this county town? We want to go online at the internet cafe tonight."
"An internet cafe? How can there not be one? Xiao Fei's parents run an internet cafe, if not, let's go to their place! Their house and mine are neighboring, if something happens, they can find me right away." Old Chen suggested.
Xiao Yu saw Old Chen being so enthusiastic and was also moved in his heart. Although this old man is a bit timid, he is indeed an honest person.
Thank you, Old Chen. The taxi drove for five minutes and stopped in front of an internet cafe.
A few people got off the bus, and Xiaoyu turned back to look, and indeed, that little Fei was also following on a motorcycle, slowly trailing behind.
Lao Chen and Xiao Fei told him about the situation, and this kid was very straightforward, agreeing to everything. He even said that he usually takes care of the shop at night, so if they wanted to sleep, they could sleep in his bed. Anyway, he stays up all night playing games, so he doesn't need to sleep.
Lao Chen settled Xiao Yu and others properly, then gave Coach Wei 300 yuan for car fare, and asked for a handwritten receipt. Coach Wei was quite generous, writing 450 yuan on the receipt, allowing Lao Chen to save some money on oil.
Lao Chen hurried back home to see his wife and daughter. He left a business card for Xiao Yu, telling him to call if he needed anything, then hastily departed.
Wei Shifu has a place to go, saying that he has a good friend in the county town, and will stay with her tonight, and then pull guests back to Zhengzhou tomorrow.
A few people parted ways at the entrance of the internet cafe.
Xiao Yu and the two of them followed Xiao Fei into the internet cafe, this kind of family-run internet cafe was small in scale, with only twenty or so computers inside, the configuration couldn't compare to those in Shanghai, but business was still pretty good, it was packed.
The shopkeeper was a middle-aged man in his forties or fifties, who should be Xiaofei's father. Seeing Xiaofei coming in, he said a few words to him and then hurried away.
Because they were speaking in dialect, Xiao Yu only caught a vague idea of what they were saying, something about scolding Xiao Fei for being late, as the family was waiting for him to play mahjong, three lacking one.
Xiao Yu couldn't help but sigh inwardly, it's a wonder that parents like these can raise their children well!
Xiao Fei and Xiao Yu entered a small room inside the internet cafe, which was about 10 square meters in size. The room had a bed and an old, worn-out large table, on which were placed all sorts of things, including computer parts, network cables, a big bowl of instant noodles, several packets of moldy biscuits, and even a few condoms that Xiao Yu spotted.
Xiao Fei had them put their luggage in the corner of the room, picked up two packets of instant noodles and said, "The computer outside will be free later, are you guys hungry? Want to eat some noodles?"
Xiao Yu thought, having occupied someone else's room was already inexcusable, how could he bear to eat their food as well. Moreover, looking at the yellowish instant noodle bowl, he really couldn't muster up any appetite, so he said, "Let's go out and eat instead, we can go together, I'll treat."
Xiao Fei shook his head and smiled, "There's no one in the store, next door is a noodle shop, otherwise, come back and buy me a bowl of intestine noodles, this store's intestine noodles are especially delicious, okay?"
"No problem!"
Xiao Yu led Da Niu out of the internet cafe and looked to the left, where he found a hot noodle shop. The sign above the door was old and worn out, no wonder they hadn't noticed it earlier.
Two people entered the store, which was not very large, with five or six tables inside. However, it was very tidy. A middle-aged woman, about fifty years old, was sitting on a wooden stool watching TV. When she saw customers coming in, she immediately came over to greet them.
"What would you two like to eat?" The aunt greeted warmly.
"Bring us three bowls of mutton noodles, and two plates of sausage will do." Little Yu was very aware of the astonishing appetite of this big cow. Although the bowl of noodles itself was already quite large, at noon that meal, Big Cow had obviously only eaten half full.
Auntie responded with a "hmm" and rolled up her sleeves, then went to the kitchen to get busy.
The big cow listened and smiled foolishly beside him, "Hehe, it's still the boss who understands me best, knowing that I eat a lot."
Two people sat on the bench watching TV, and yesterday's Spring Festival Gala was replayed on TV. A singer with some fame in the country was singing hard, Xiao Yu's current singing skills were already at an expert level, and his hearing was naturally not ordinary. After listening carefully, he actually found many mistakes.
The two of them watched another two shows, and the boss's wife had already made three bowls of mutton stew noodles. She brought them up together, and the bowls here were obviously larger than those in Zhengzhou noodle restaurants. The portion of stewed noodles was also much more generous. Big Cow looked at it and couldn't help but exclaim "good", sprinkled some chili oil, and then started eating with gusto, slurping loudly.
Xiao Yu also picked up his chopsticks and took two bites, feeling that the flavor of the noodles here was even better than those in Zhengzhou. Although they weren't as delicate as the ones made in Zhengzhou, they had a unique local flavor.
The boss's wife turned around and went back to the kitchen again, bringing up two large plates of food and placing them on Xiaoyu's table.
Xiao Yu took a closer look and found that the colors of these two dishes were not the same. One dish was dark red like blood, while the other was golden yellow in color, with a fragrance that filled his nostrils. On the edge of each plate was placed a small bowl of dipping sauce.
"Could it be that this is the enema in Xiaofei's mouth?" Little Yu guessed in his heart.
The boss's wife seemed to have noticed that Xiao Yu was having enema for the first time, and she smiled slightly before saying, "I don't know what flavors you like, so I made both steamed and pan-fried enemas, try them out!"
Xiao Yu was holding his chopsticks, thinking about which one to eat first. Suddenly, Da Niu stretched out his hand and picked up a big piece of intestine with his chopsticks and put it into his mouth. While chewing the intestine, he mumbled unclearly, "Xiao Yu, my mother can also make this yellow intestine. Usually, she only makes it for us to eat during holidays, it's really delicious!"
Xiao Yu watched him eat with relish, and learned from his example. He picked up a piece of pan-fried intestine and put it in his mouth. As soon as he took a bite, he felt the outside was crispy and the inside was tender, spicy but fragrant, fragrant but not greasy. He couldn't help but praise him silently.
He picked up another piece of zhajiangmian, dipped it in the sauce, and put it in his mouth. He felt that the entrance was smooth, soft and rotten, but had a different flavor.
"Intestine filled with yellow, can be eaten. Each serving of 100g reduces hunger by 25%, immediately restores 20% life, increases constitution by 1 and boosts joy by 25%!"
Looking at this surname, Xiao Yu was greatly surprised. The other surnames were all ordinary, but this physique +1 was really too unbelievable.
The various snacks that I had tasted and made before were only temporarily increasing physical strength, power, etc., but the attributes contained in this Inner Yellow Enema do not have the words 'temporary' at all.
"What's going on here?" Xiaoyu thought for half a day and still didn't understand, when he came back to his senses, he found that the big cow had already devoured more than half of the plate of stir-fried intestines. Xiaoyu suddenly panicked and also started eating hastily with his cheeks bulging.
However, the two of them had already finished eating the two dishes of intestines.
The boss's wife sat beside him, looking stunned. The big guy had a huge appetite, which was normal, but this little brother couldn't believe he could eat so much.
"Want another round?" The boss's wife asked, looking at Xiaoyu's reluctant expression.
Xiao Yu looked at his physical strength, which had just increased by 10 points, with great satisfaction. He really didn't expect that eating this enema would bring such a big benefit. However, after swallowing this enema, he indeed felt a bit bloated.
"We and the big cow just focused on snatching enemas, this mutton stew noodles didn't move a few chopsticks, thinking of Xiaofei's entrustment, I said to the boss lady, "Let's have another plate, we want to take it away."
The landlady responded with a "yes" and went back to the kitchen to busy herself.
"Xiao Yu, I didn't expect you to be such a big eater. The flavor of the enema here is okay, but compared to my mother's cooking, it still falls short." Da Niu looked at the empty enema and turned his attention to the two bowls of mutton stew noodles in front of him, launching an attack on them.
"Oh? Better than this?" Xiao Yu couldn't believe it, as the +1 Enema he had just obtained was already top-notch in his opinion, and he couldn't imagine there being an even better one.
"Ha! This is nothing, the enema in this county town can't compare to the ones made in the countryside. Just wait until I get home and have my mother make some for you to eat, then you'll know what I'm talking about."
Two people were talking, when suddenly the sound of a motorcycle was heard outside the door. Before long, three big men walked in from outside. All three wore cotton-padded jackets with old military uniforms over them, and they were all in their thirties with buzz cuts.
The first one was about 1.75 meters tall, with a sturdy build, a face full of scars, eyes revealing a fierce light, and two prominent knife scars on his forehead, intersecting in the shape of a cross.
As soon as he entered the door, he looked around and saw that there were only two customers, Xiao Yu and Da Niu. He then led the way to a table and sat down.
The landlady was carrying a lunchbox containing an enema from the kitchen, and when she saw these three big men, her expression changed involuntarily, and her hand shook, almost dropping the lunchbox.
"Boss lady, bring three bowls of mutton stew noodles and five catties of sausage! Two bottles of Zhang Gong!" the man at the front yelled loudly.
The landlady responded with a low voice, put the bento box on Xiaoyu's table, took two bottles of white wine and three wine cups to the table of the three newcomers, and hastily turned back to the kitchen, seemingly very afraid of these three people.
Xiao Yu had long sensed that something was off, relying on intuition, these three people were absolutely not good stuff, and quietly threw a detective move at the leader.
"Bandit leader, attack power level 6, high life value, high defense power, weapon - fist. Combat power assessment - he is an unbeatable opponent."
Xiao Yu was shocked, he didn't expect that the bandits he had been guarding against all along would appear here. What was unexpected was that the leader of the bandits was clearly not someone he could handle.
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