“The sun doesn't shine anymore. It doesn’t matter, it never shined for us anyway”…I do not remember how I got here, nor do I retain any of the memories I've had. I know that I am a dude who does not belong or deserve here, and I definitely know for sure that I am stuck here in this Uber Superb Wack(y) Town... That is the actual name of the Town... The bizarre part is, I don't even think this is an actual town, it's just a floating isnd with 3 strangely basic buildings and a road where I currently stand that ends off the isnd. I see a construction block at the end of the road with a worker there so that may give me help in the future.

  I'm looking at a lot of other weird people. There are very colorful eggheads walking around, Literal people made of orange, red, yellow, blue and purple colors and a striped egg for a head. Those colors seem to be the theme of this pce. For a while now I've been eyeing this one guy who seems to be at the brink of losing his mind, that's probably gonna be me soon, This dude has a propeller hat and eye poppers and also sports the same colors as what the eggheads who are apparently referred to as 'Uberlings'. He's just been waving his arms in some form of dance and there seems to be an image of a person on his torso. Is that a... Teapot man? This person has a teapot head with eyes coming out of it. He also has the same colors as everyone else. He must be important if he's literally pstered onto his body.

  I need to get moving and investigate this pce. It seems the rgest building here is... Oh dear god he's coming towards me. I embrace myself for the inevitable conflict. He joyously leaps towards me and jumps right in front of me and introduces himself. “What's up my fellow Uberling! Your fellow Uberlings are waiting for you in the Uber Superb Wack(y) Town! Name’s Artar! I’ll be your sidekick and companion on this long journey! Enjoy your stay!”. Great, I'm stuck with ‘Artar’. He's the only loud one on the entire isnd. I gotta ask another question though but I fear the insanity in his eyes is gonna make him fy me. I just gotta do it. “Whose the guy on your body? Looks important”. Artar seems excited to finally talk about his idol. This pce seems barren so I don't think he gets to talk about it often. “His name is… Aeth. He is the pride and joy of our town and an inspiration for all of us. Aeth is a busy and elusive man but hell. He might be in his very house to the left of us. I personally have never been in his house because I respect his business but you might have a shot at visiting the big A. your a newbie after all, everyone deserves to see him!”. I’m so stunned at what could this “Aeth” figure be doing that makes him so special. I'll go to his house at some point but i’m gonna do it st after my investigation of this isnd. “And let’s not forget that Uber Superb Wack(y) Town would be nothing without Aeth. Aeth is essentially the town.”

  Artar ended and I can see him calm down after rambling about Aeth for all that time. I do need my resources though after all. “Is there anyone else I can talk to about this town?” I asked cautiously. Artar takes his time to answer me, “Well. in this zone-” I lose focus for a second. “Zones”?. So there’s more to this wastend? At Least that's a little soothing. “There’s a couple helpful people here. You can ask the Uberlings. Or maybe one of the leaders of the town.The mayor might be an option but he’s grieving right now over something. Your best bet is probably Lord Holiday inside of the museum. Your best bet is with him but for some reason he doesn’t like me. I’d be thrilled to hear what he says or maybe get an answer of why he doesn’t like me!” He probably doesn’t like you because you probably get your hyperness from a ghost pepper tolerance. But it’s probably more than that. I need to investigate this pce more. I'll start with the uberlings then go my way up. This is a very surreal pce and I'm worried if my life will be on the line. “Thanks Artar. I'll be on my way now.” I say to Artar before he closes his monologue too, “have fun! You’ll never forget this pce of fun and discovery!”. I started walking away and I noticed he continued his little arm dance again. Does time even flow here? Those are questions I should not be focusing on. Anyway, onto the Uberlings.