Members of the Church of the Digital Brotherhood gathered to discuss their new ambassador.

  “He’s perfect in every way except …”

  “Oh, that scandal?”

  “Yes …”

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  “How can we hope to divert any attention from that? It’s quite miserable.”

  A cybernetic priest stepped into the chamber.

  “This is a humans-only matter!”

  “Forgive me, but it’s rapidly spreading.”

  “Oh God, I forgot how quickly data flows.”

  “No worries, I’ll perform a purge.”

  “A purge?”

  “Yes, I’ll call it a Blessing, an acceptance will purge as per the fine print.”

  “Won’t they be aware?”

  “They won’t care if it’s a ‘Blessing.’”