Andrew sat in a church, praying aloud, “Where are you? I’ve lost everything.”

  An apparition appeared. “Hi, Andrew.”

  “Is this for real?”

  “Certainly.”

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  “You’re God?”

  “Umm … sure, at this point, I suppose, yes.”

  “At this point?”

  “Funny story really … I’m from your far away future — I invented a quantum coherence destabilizer.”

  “Um, okay?”

  “I’m in a state of ‘quantum flux,’ as I call it, able to traverse time, instantly teleport anywhere and …”

  “And?”

  “It turns out I can conjure things. So here I am, finally.”

  “But where is God?”

  “I’m right here.”

  “Wait … but …”