At six years old, Johnny had finished his first day in first grade.

  He sat with his parents for dinner.

  "How was school, honey?" asked his mother.

  "It's okay." He shrugged.

  Stolen story; please report.

  "What are they teaching you?" asked his father.

  "Um, here." Johnny handed over a crumpled-up paper with a syllabus.

  "Let's see, math and English. Oh good, they already started. Critical Thinking and Logic 100. Check this out, toward the end of the year: How to use artificial intelligence ethically and recognize disinformation."

  Johnny ignored them while eating his dinner.

  "That's the power of voting for intellectuals." His mother smiled.