The imperial concubine has a magical brain, so it's suitable for her to "play with" various men.

  For example. She didn't like eating fruit since she was a child. This is how she explained it:

  Flowers. Plants (omitted); pollination. Mating; bearing fruit. Infants. Children. Therefore, eating fruits is equal to eating the children of plants. Equal to eating infants.

  But she drinks juice. So. Extremely hypocritical.

  The housekeeper is not a good person either. Don't look at her being quiet and unassuming, this mute child had done despicable things since she was six years old.

  That year, the Sakura Garden girls' dormitory building caught fire. Several fire trucks rushed over. However, Wu Da's firefighting facilities and awareness were really good. When the fire truck "roared" over, the open flames had already been extinguished by the collective efforts of everyone.

  What to do. Open and go back. But. Just about to "Wu Wu Wu" got started. At this time... "Ah, Professor Gao's house is on fire..."

  The fire dragon finally didn't come in vain. "Perfectly" completed a bird's one-time firefighting mission.

  What a coincidence.

  It's not that no one thought about it afterwards. However, Professor Gao's family has already suffered a disaster. Who still has the heart to ask carefully?

  Actually, Professor Gao and his wife have grievances they can't express.

  Afterwards it became clear. They deliberately moved her small bed in their home.

  Ask her why she did this.

  She's a bit dull-headed, but she really said something true: so many firefighters can't just come for nothing.

  Oh. You're sacrificing your family for the sake of saving others' gas money.

  Professor Gao and his wife couldn't bear to scold this little beast at home. Who made her brain problematic in the first place?

  Alright. Now she's grown up. The things in her mind are simply muddled and confusing. Can't be explained clearly.

  This time Gong Xiaoyue was the one who "bullied" her. The bird had been sleeping for more than half a day. As a result, when she woke up, her head was still not clear.

  Still Grandma Hélène's grandson.

  But then. "Ghost earthquake, you directly fell into hell, scared to death." The voice was really eerie. Another suffocating earthy smell hit her nose. Narrow and compact. She really thought she was a bird at the bottom of hell.

  She thought that since she was already "dead", she wasn't afraid anymore. She's dead, and that's it. People say once you're dead, everything is over. What's there to be afraid of? It would be more pretentious to be afraid.

  Then she relaxed.

  Then she let out a sigh of extreme sorrow and resentment...

  Eh. This series of actions made General Xiao Han feel quite surprised. Just now, she was scared to death. You "come on" and scare her again. She's not afraid anymore.

  General Xiao Han was still holding her waist with one hand. He shook her. "What's wrong?"

  She muttered, "You're a ghost."

  General Xiao Han smiled wryly. "Hmph. It's a ghost."

  She sighed again. "Not too bad. The one who picked me up was a ghost with a pretty good voice."

  General Xiao Han's hand around her waist tightened. "What nonsense."

  She hummed a tune. "You don't know. In our world, we describe good-sounding voices as 'saucy'."

  General Xiao Han was furious and wanted to bite her.

  She was completely unaware. To be honest. She didn't tease you. She was genuinely talking to you.

  "I'll be honest and confess. I deserved to go to hell anyway. In my previous life... cough, I did too many bad things. It's said that honesty is rewarded here, so I'll confess first. Can you find a light job for me?"

  General Xiao Han suddenly felt that being dragged into this mess wasn't a bad thing after all. At least, she could live a carefree life.

  Her voice is so soft and small. To be honest, it's like listening to a ghostly voice at night. It's really like the mournful and enchanting tone of a soft-voiced female ghost.

  General Xiao Han hummed and cleared his throat. "You speak up then. I'll consider it." He teased her too.

  She really nodded. Very humble.

  "The greatest misfortune of my life is... I had an affair with my grandson Minzhi. Mainly because Minzhi was too beautiful. Although I'm over 80 years old, I couldn't resist..."

  Stop it. Stop it..

  General Xiao Han wanted to sit up and take a look at her expression... This kid is playing with me...

  But her voice is so sincere.

  "Chang'an's first prize is high in the clouds. This lane is where He Lan Sheng lives. Don't say that his hands are hot, they can be reduced to ashes and extinguished in an instant. Let it pass today, you may deceive me. But when the Son of Heaven bestows his favor, people will suddenly understand..."

  How sorrowful. It seems like she loved her Minzi dearly...

  General Xiao Han didn't know that he was famous for being the number one demon of the Tang Dynasty, He Lan Ming.

  This gentleman is talented and comes from a noble family. The "Zizhi Tongjian" says that he has a beautiful appearance, while the "Old Book of Tang" says that he was handsome in his youth.

  The Helan family has a long history and is of high birth. Their status far surpasses that of the humblely born Wu family. Min was Empress Wu's first cousin once removed.

  Gaozong was once very fond of Wu Zetian's sister, who was also the mother of He Lan Minyue and the aunt of He Lan Minyue. Wu Zetian poisoned to death Wei Guo Furen He Lan Minyue out of jealousy. Gaozong cried to Minyue: "I saw her this morning and she was fine. How did she die after I retreated from court?" He cried bitterly. Minyue also followed him in crying. Wu Zetian heard about it and said, "This child suspects me." From then on, she hated him.

  However, Min's talent was renowned far and wide. The Hongwen Academy compiled the "Spring and Autumn Annals of Thirty Countries" in 100 volumes. Moreover, many scholars within the court were friends with him. Empress Wu Zetian was particularly delighted by this. She decided to make him her successor. At the age of 20, Min inherited the title of Duke of Zhou and was granted the surname Wu.

  However, Min's mother and sister both died at his aunt's hands. He harbored a deep grudge against the Wu clan.

  Even more tragic, Wu Zetian's mother, Lady Rongyue, saw that she was too beautiful and had her defiled when she was over 80 years old.

  Min was originally "arrogant and lawless". Unruly and unmanageable. This hatred is... completely crazy.

  Debauched his cousin's daughter. Princess Taiping. At that time, Taiping was only eight years old.

  Debauch the Crown Prince's consort. Heard that the Crown Prince Li Hong's fiancée is beautiful. On the eve of the grand wedding, she ran away to seduce someone else. As a result, the wedding could not be held. The Crown Prince had no choice but to marry another person.

  Awesome!

  The Great Tang Dynasty's history is so magnificent.

  She said. How did she think of herself as He Lan's (omitted) grandmother?

  To be honest, General Little Han is no longer that "shocked". It's calculated. This kid has a lot of tricks up his sleeve.

  However, I just wanted to take a closer look at her to see if she was pretending.

  However

  We are more efficient than them.

  She asked again in a low voice, "Can I take a look at you...the people you've seen...don't scare me..."

  General Xiao Han remained silent. With a hint of a smile, he took her hand and she twisted and turned in his arms like a flower.

  "It can't be seen." Hei Bulongdong. She complained.

  General Xiao Han smiled faintly. Let her be herself. He pulled out a flashlight from his waist and turned it on, mainly to see what expression she would have if she saw him.

  However

  "Hiss..." What a clear intake of breath...

  Look at her unbelievable expression.

  Look at her, she's absolutely stunning.

  Look at her... drunk and infatuated...

  No, no... Let's just say General Xiao Han still underestimated her "cunning degree".

  "Careful... careful..."

  She rushed over and hugged your head. (Omitted) ... It seems they have been doing it for thousands of years... Day and night, non-stop.

  "Yan Wang treats me so well... asking me to die and still be with you..."

  "Hmm..." Her lips had already pressed down urgently. Not giving General Xiao Han any chance to open his mouth and give a cold, arrogant response.