Chapter 9

  The life of a big courtyard is not so noble.

  There are several li around Fangyuan, like Gong Xiaoyue's half-size son, who has never seen a mountain cave, a hermit, a witch, a great thief, a Shaolin monk, or a Chiang Kai-shek spy. So, all the reverence and admiration for "weird powers and gods" are placed on some of the fallen second-generation overlords in the yard, listening to them tell stories about the past every day.

  The topic is very broad: boxing, internal strength, the manufacture of cold weapons, the configuration of gunpowder, how to take a beating, how to beat someone so that they bleed internally but it doesn't show on the outside, how to become famous overnight and have a child in two days, who slept with whom, who slapped what kind of woman, who stole whose lover———the cold imperial capital, the cold big courtyard, several naughty kids huddled together in a small room, the walls pasted with half-year-old People's Daily and pin-up girls with big breasts and legs, there is honeycomb coal in the stove, just simmering a few pieces of white potato on top, and making a pot of hot water on top. Several stinky boys squeezed together to plot evil deeds, the smell is easy to spoil.

  At this time, Gong Xiaoyue was changing into military uniform and field uniform while staring coldly at Gao Yan who was sitting in the passenger seat. The head of the woman with a loose moral character was shaking back and forth along with the movement of the car, but she still hadn't woken up, only occasionally letting out an ambiguous hum. Gong Xiaoyue's expression at this time was as cold and ruthless as when he was a child in the small room of the beehive-shaped coal shed thinking about who to bully next.

  Unbelievable, they had been on the road for two whole days and nights! Gong Xiaoyue carefully examined the wound on her forehead, it was just a superficial injury. Gong Shao skillfully used military first aid to treat her wound.

  For two days and two nights, eating and drinking were simple, rushing all the way to Anhui Sanjie, a hilly area with a terrain similar to a certain island's defensive land.

  At 6 o'clock in the evening, it's about to enter the exercise area, and the warning signs "No Entry" have been seen. Gong Xiaoyue pulled over and started changing into field uniform, changing the color of the car window, according to regulations, so that the guards can see inside the car. Several passes, special channel permits, his own ID card, were posted on the windshield, and the rest were placed in a visible place at the front of the car.

  Everything is ready, all that's left is to put her in the trunk and hide her.

  First, put the coat he changed into in the trunk, then take out the soft and cuddly "ghost humming" and put it inside. Cough, should be called "ghost humming". Gong Xiaoyue also felt a bit strange, this woman had never really woken up, dazed and confused, sometimes like she was asleep, breathing steadily, even sleeping soundly, shaking the car back and forth like a cradle. Sometimes, when she couldn't sleep, she would hum, just like a newborn kitten, soft and cuddly, annoying! Listening to it made Gong Xiaoyue's whole body feel anxious, several times he pulled at his collar!

  Later, she figured it out, she was thirsty. You handed her water to drink, but she wouldn't drink it. She wanted you to wipe the water on her mouth, very carefully and gently. She smacked her lips sweetly and drank again. What a pain! If you were slightly impatient, she would hum as if she was going to cry. You shook her, patted her cheek, and told her not to pretend, to wake up quickly. But she hummed and cried even more. Gong Xiaoyue heard her voice, saw her spoiled expression, and became even more annoyed and frustrated with her! Like avoiding a pest, he pushed her away with force, "I'm not serving you anymore!"

  The ghost hummed and rubbed against the back of the chair, as if crying and yet also seeming impatient and pitiful.

  No way, she's thirsty and hungry, you don't care about her? Are you going to let her lose face or die of hunger and thirst? She can only hum, but doesn't know how to wipe her lips carefully.

  He didn't, Gong Shao leaned forward in front of the trunk, one hand holding a water bottle, and his index finger dipped in water to moisten her lips. There were still three or four hours of driving to get to the base, she couldn't stay thirsty all the way, so he replenished her water first.

  He found that she liked it best when he used his middle finger to wipe her, because with one wipe, she would hum and feel very comfortable, sometimes even wanting to open her mouth to take in his fingers.

  Gong Xiaoyue himself may not have noticed, but the way he wiped her face was so skilled, his face was always tense, extremely annoyed, yet his hands were so gentle, wiping with such precision.

  She drank the water and Gong Xiaoyue stood up with the thermos, gave her a sideways glance, "Bang!" The trunk slammed shut!

  All the way through checkpoints, all the way through vehicle inspections, and all the way receiving salutes from sentries. After three hours, arrived at the Red Army base located beside a mountain stream.

  All are military simple tents.

  Gong Xiaoyue's car stopped at Yingkou, his assistant Tang Yu was already standing there waiting.

  "The department meeting will be held in half an hour, and it's estimated that the arrangements will take all night. Are you going directly there or taking a look at your camp first?"

  Gong Xiaoyue sat in the driver's cabin and didn't mean to get off, waving his hand at him, "I'll go take a look at the camp..." The car drove away.

  Tang Yu was a bit puzzled, had Gong Shao changed his temper this time? In the past, every time they went on a military exercise, Gong Shao would always find fault with the campsite, saying it wasn't good enough and refusing to stay if it didn't meet his requirements. This time, however, he hadn't complained at all.

  The car stopped steadily, and it's estimated that everyone has gone to the meeting. The camp area is quiet. Gong Shao opened the trunk - Yanei was inside, her hair covering her face, only her slightly open small mouth was breathing heavily. As soon as you picked her up, her cheeks would rub against your chest.

  He walked steadily into his own camp, picked up the ghost and threw it on the military bed. Gong Shao stood at the head of the bed, unbuttoning the first button of his combat uniform while lifting his wrist to look at his watch, still 20 minutes left, had to hurry.

  Not delaying, she took out a tube of ointment from her military pants pocket and bent down to flip the ghost over, starting to pull down her pants.

  The ghost was originally going downstairs to throw away the trash, wearing a thick cotton pajama.

  Gong Shao didn't expect that with just one strip - she was wearing this pair of pants? Not wearing underwear?!

  Gong Shao still didn't believe it, afraid that he had stripped too quickly, and even pulled down his underwear together, and went to flip through his sleep pants, ---- really no underwear!!

  Gong Shao didn't know what was going on, but suddenly a wave of anger surged up! This woman is really shameless to the extreme!!

  Gong Shao didn't dare to do what he thought, just thinking of slapping her that provocative butt! But, as soon as he raised his hand and looked at her butt again - why was it so red?!

  Gong Shaodao lowered his head and took a closer look, clicking his tongue in surprise. They were all those extremely fine, tiny red bumps that made people's skin itch just by looking at them.

  Gong Shao unknowingly reached out and touched, very rough hands. Her buttocks were very soft and puffy, and when she touched them, they bounced back. Hearing the ghost humming again, then one of her hands came up to scratch her own buttocks, guessing it was really itching.

  Gong Shao opened her hands, leaned forward to pick her up, sat down himself, and placed her prone on his lap, intently staring at her buttocks.

  Yes, this way is right in the light, and it's clearer to see. The two pieces of buttocks are red like a monkey's buttocks, with small red bumps densely packed.

  Gong Shao pursed his lips, now not having the time to carefully study her buttocks. His hands pried open her buttock cheeks, along the red and tender fine seam downwards, the black surroundings revealed an even more delicate place - yet! This made Gong Xiaoshao's head dizzy with rage, so angry he wanted to spit blood!

  What is this?! What kind of secrets are hidden between those ghostly legs?!

  Then I saw a thin thread hanging out of that tender and delicate clam!

  He gently pulled the thin thread a little bit, and to his surprise, he pulled out something very fragrant, like an incense bag!! It was already soft when it came out.

  It smells really good!

  Gong Xiaoshao's fragrance is intoxicating and captivating!

  The young master sniffed the "fragrant package" a little nervously, and then lowered his nose to sniff the "fragrant package" between her legs. Both were so fragrant that they intoxicated people, but unfortunately, the young master was "intoxicated" with extreme anger!!

  This slut! This slut!!!!!

  Cough, it's a bit unjust for the birds in the courtyard to die!!

  What is this? It's actually a medicine bag. However, it smells too good, who made it? And who else, Wei Xiaobai.

  He coaxed her into using this "cure for gonorrhea" private medicine pouch he had found, saying that as long as she persisted in using it, the medicine would definitely cure the disease.

  The ghost called the yamen to believe him, really stuck it in, and actually had some effect, at least this section was not itchy anymore, but instead, extremely fragrant and very nourishing.

  The thing Xiao Bai brought back is really good, a palace secret recipe. In the past, the imperial concubines used it to nourish their private parts, and it's indeed a top-grade treasure that makes the private parts more tender and delicate with use. Not only that, but it also benefits endocrine, skin, and blood circulation! Saying it can prolong life is a bit of an exaggeration, but for women, if their qi and blood are good, then maintaining eternal youth isn't just a dream.

  However, although they are both ancestors of Hu Tian and Hu Di, Xiao Bai's evil skills are more Jianghu, while Gong Shao's absurdity is more "imperial court" and "empire", not the same kind of people. What is this thing that Gong Shao has never seen before?

  She died unjustly!

  Gong's eyes turned red with rage and he vented all his anger on the "Super Slut" by exerting his strength.

  Gong Shao opened his own ointment and applied a large amount to his middle finger, then ruthlessly inserted it into the warm, soft, and fragrant conch of Yanni's vagina, smearing a big circle inside.

  Not deep enough!

  Squeeze another big lump, go deeper, and wipe it off.

  The more you squeeze, the deeper it goes! The more you wipe, the more there is!

  Oh no! The bird almost flew into the water curtain cave with that whole tube of ointment!

  He used all his strength, but he could still clearly feel the inner circle of the yamen tightening around him - Xiao Shao was so angry with this woman's debauchery that even if he couldn't control his breathing, he would resolutely pull out his fingers and not look at her again. He didn't even give her pants to wear well, and with a military uniform, he contemptuously threw it over her body and left!

  What did you put on her?

  Cough, Xiao Bai "Jianghu medicine", Gong Shao "Changting medicine". This is a highly stimulating agent recently developed by foreign spy agencies. What's special about it is that it has no effect on the "direct acting person" who applies it, but after application, it emits a kind of aphrodisiac from the body. This ointment has a certain "diffusion period", generally expected to take effect six hours later. Xiao Shao calculated accurately, now apply it to her, wait for him to come back tonight, and then throw her into the battlefield, as long as people who smell it will reveal their true nature, although not everyone will, but there will be those who do - Ah, Xiao Shao applied so much of it in one breath, how far will this "fragrance" spread?

  Cough cough, Xiao Shao left with a resentful and unyielding attitude, but little did he know - in this world, once you get involved with High Official Gao, nothing will ever go as planned!

  Xiao Bai's "Jianghu medicine" and Gong Shao's "Court medicine" have a mysterious chemical reaction!!!

  In less than six hours, ——

  Cough, cough, cough! First, let out three deep sighs...

  Just one hour later

  The most perverted and depraved eunuch in history, even more so than the real "High Eunuch", the ultimate version of "Ultra High Eunuch" - a bird that brings chaos to humanity!!